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A man walks across the street carrying a light suitcase a walk showing confidence in himself, his luggage, and his life. A man walks across a desert his bag towers above his head threatening to crush him with every step, every breeze, every slip. The man walks onward no end ever in sight but he  walks with confidence despite the fall he can take.

DISCLAIMER: Not a "real" Creepy Pasta, just a parody of the Creepy Pasta cliches. Also contains swears, and other stuff that goes with that. I wanted to play TF2, and some old guy was giving it away for free. He said it reminded him of his dead [Insert loved one here] so he wanted it to fuck off. When I launched the game I had buds apparently because of magic I guess. I tried to equip them to my Scout [Insert useless personal information here] and suddenly he dissapeared. I Tried again after refreshing (Because I can do that apparently) and the scout... was covered in BLOOD! I looke dat the other classes and they were also covered in blood!

First of all, a disclaimer. Yes, I know I'm applying science to what is essentially magic, on a very fetishistic thing no less. So the target audience for "TG", will most likely either tell me I'm stupid, or tell me lame excuses like "It's just a story, it doesn't have to make sense" (Actually, it should make sense, BECAUSE it's a story, even if via magic, but I digress). Anyone who knows science better than me is free to criticize, I'm always open to constructive criticism and learning more. I haven't seen any thing else like this, so if it looks like I'm ripping some other guy off, well, you can call me all sorts of mean names, okay? Also

One night with aliens in our bins, Finally some soldiers came in. Who to our delight, Were there for a fight, Which we knew would soon begin. We knew the soldiers were stronger, Out there with unknown power armor. But to our dismay, They had some delay, And shot down my very own arbor. I wouldn't have minded, But then they decided, To blow up my car, To kill from afar, An alien who'd finally subsided. The fight was rather odd, They took turns as if commanded by god, They let the aliens shoot, And got hit by a brute, Which led to a soldier becoming a wad. The aliens got an upper foot, When a soldier lost his foot, Shot by a blaster, And th

A kid, whom no one cared about, existed. His name doesn't matter. Nobody cared for him, and you shouldn't either. He had known this since he was five years old, and he knew this from kindergarten. ---- It was time to practice for track and field, and for the event, they practiced running. Kindergarteners aren't exactly great candidates for hurtles, or long jump, so the teacher would just have them run. One day, the teacher decided to test them to see how they would fair against each other. The teacher, was legally blind in reality, but she could see the children well enough to know them by name, usually by their clothing. She would call up